Dear Tanisha (a.k.a. Certified People phobic)
Today is the big day, the "no friends and tharkis" adventure. But don't be scared, I've got you. Let me install the Anti-Tharki protection on your brain.
First day proposals? Just say "No Thanks" and turn your head 45° left and leave. works like magic.
be aware of random Shakti bhaiyas, they spawn everywhere.
Also remember, Social anxiety is just a fancy English word you learned but you don't have. Reality is that you are gonna survive. Worst case, someone tries to talk — just bhai-zone them so fast they’ll think you’re distributing Rakhi threads in August.
May you find friends for your "kaam nikalwane wali" personality to hunt.
I hope your "Na koi mera, na mai kisiki" dream actually works out. But remember, I am always here whenever you want.
Now go conquer, laugh at the chaos, and remember: Bhagwan tumhare sath hai, mai tummhare sath hun and Anxiety is just a scam.
with love and Unlimited sarcasm,
Your one-year-experienced Bhai.
